💃🏿💃🏿His not my colour 💃🏿💃🏿
His Not My Colour
🏫A crazy Nigerian girl in an American school 🏫
✍️ Written by Wilfred Bright ✍️
Theme: Sweet revenge or is it?🤔
☺️ Elo’s Pov ☺️
Rose and I walked into the cafeteria, ugh I’m really hungry, I could eat up to six hamburgers, right now. I noticed as we stepped into the cafeteria everyone was giving us or should I say, me, strange stares. I stare at all of them confused, wondering why they are looking at me, then rose got a message alert in her phone, she looks at me sadly and started moving away from me, it wasn’t just only her everybody standing or sitting at least 8ft close to me started moving away.
“Rose what’s going on, why is everybody shifting back, and why do I get this feeling they are moving away from me.” I ask Rose.
“Elo, don’t take this the wrong way, like I really do care for you, you’re still my friend but I can’t let chocolate get poured on my head.” Rose says, giving me a sorry look.
“What are you, talk….” I didn’t need to finish my question when chocolate, thick chocolate got poured on me.
“That’s what I’m talking about. Sorry…..” Rose apologize.
“Ugh, seriously chocolates, like how can you pour chocolate on a person’s body and to think this is so delicious. Oh my God, rose you’ve got to taste this, this is amazing. I can literally see my self in heaven right now, hmmmmmmm, oh Godddddd, this is good, this is so delicious, oh my God.” I moaned out, scooping chocolate batter from my body and everyone in the hallway just stared at me shocked.
“Erm Elo, are you like really licking chocolate off your body.” Rose asks me shocked.
“I know right, this is so crazy but I can’t stop myself from licking this, it’s so so so so, oh my God I have no words, this is freaking delicious, oh I do have a word. Rose do you have a biscuit there.”
“What do you need a biscuit a for.” Rose asks confused.
“To eat the chocolate, biscuit and chocolate go well together.”
“Well, I don’t have biscuit.”
“Oh that’s really sad, wait where are the people who dump this on me, I want you to dump packets of biscuits on me okay, so at the count of five I want you to do that. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, do it. Uhm I said you you can throw down the biscuits now, I’ll count again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, now, erm throw it down. Rose are they not hearing me, okay I’ll shout louder. I WANT YOU GUYS TO DUMP ON ME PACKETS OF BISCUITS, SO I’LL COUNT ONE TO FIVE AND THEN YOU’LL DUMP THE PACKETS OF BISCUITS ON ME, OKAY!!!!!, GOOD LET’S DO THIS, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, DUMP IT!!!!.” I stood for like about a minute and nobody dumped any biscuits on me, and I don’t understand why they are not doing, as I said, they poured chocolates on me so they should at least provide biscuit that I can use to eat the chocolate. Ugh.
“I don’t get Rose, why are they not dumping the biscuits on me or don’t they have biscuit, should I ask for something else.” I asks rose frowning.
“No, no, no, there’s no need to ask them for that, do you know what why don’t I take you back to the hostel and get you cleaned up, okay.” Rose says trying to lead me out of the cafeteria.
“But if you get me cleaned up that means you would also clean the delicious sweet, amazing chocolate away.” I mutter frowning at her.
“Oh boy you’re crazy.” Rose utters, smiling at me.
🧐 Jake’s Pov 🧐
I stared at the Nigerian girl in shock from where I’m sitting on the popular kids table, and right now all I can wonder is if that girl is actually a person. I asked my guys to dump a bucket of chocolate on her, I tag it my sweet revenge, sinced she use chocolate cake to stain my cloth I decide to dump chocolate batter on her and I should be happy that my plan actually worked but how can I be happy if the damn girl only ended up licking the goddamn chocolate batter off her body and then even went on to request for biscuits, like who does that.
“Oh my God, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This girl is a character, she’s even asking if she should change her requests, oh my God this is pure comedy and to think you gave it to us free Jake, that’s so touching.” Gage says laughing out loud and I glare at him, idiot.
“Gage, it’s not funny, this is supposed to be Jake revenge on that girl, and I can’t believe she’s really stupid enough to lick chocolate batter off her body, it’s disgusting.” Eva utters throwing hateful glares at the Nigerian girl, who’s currently being taken out the cafeteria by her friend, whatever that one name is.
“She’s not stupid Eva, she’s crazy and she’s super adorable while being crazy.” Gage says and I coughed out multiple times.
“You find that demented devil, cute!!.” I asked him shocked.
“Yeah, i do.” He replies me simply, shrugging his shoulders, this guy is so unbelievable.
“You must be blind Gage, and Jake what are you going to do now, you can’t let that devil go Scot free, she also insulted me in class, she insulted me your fiancee.” Eva says giving me the sad eyes, and all I want to tell her right now is that I’m not her fiancee, the whole thing is between her and my mum, I’ll never get married to her after my university, never happening but right now I have more important issues to solve and Eva is not important. I ignored her and picked my phone from the table and dialled a number.
“Guys you did a great job but the nigerian isn’t feeling humiliated, I want her to feel humiliated that she won’t show her face in classes for a while, I want her to learn a lesson.” I said into the phone.
“Jake, just leave the girl alone, let her be, that’s what you should be doing, not picking up your phone and hatching another plan.” Carl says and I ignored him.
“So what do you want us to do now.” Mark asks from the other side of the line.
“I have another plan, here it is….”